I… wasn’t expecting this.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
People die when they are killed
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
is that Miranda cosgrove
this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like
that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have