I could feed a family with my dick.
Jiraiya, at some point or another (via incorrectnarutoquotes) ←

I wade through my night dreams and backstroke through my day mares.
Godemis of Ces Cru ←

letsburrito:

God has sent us a gift. God has sent us life.

The Monster Tour 

craziestofjs:

I FUCKIN SPIT WATER ON MY PHONE WHEN I FOUND THIS!!!!!!!

craziestofjs:

I FUCKIN SPIT WATER ON MY PHONE WHEN I FOUND THIS!!!!!!!

I feel like she’d be cute if she had eyes. But I guess you can say that about a lot of girls.
Danny Sexbang ←

middlezealand:

Attack on Titan in 4 words

middlezealand:

Attack on Titan in 4 words